What would men be without women? Scarce, sir… mighty scarce.
Antwan Patton, AKA Big Boi AKA Sir Lucious Leftfoot AKA Daddy Fat Sax AKA Francis the Savannah Chitlin Pimp AKA Billy Ocean
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me
Uhhhhhh…that’s weird if you’re a Halo nerd like me. That was Master Chief’s crazy A.I. girlfriend.
I never noticed how much the index looks like cock n balls.
"…everyone knows you’re high and you’ll most likely never stop feeling like this."