Who Needs TV When I've Got T-Pain

Features the lyric “hydroponic dudes, yeah! dudes with boobs!”

Bisquit, a Jack Russel Terrier, in Memphis Tennessee
from
Porch Dogs
by Neill Dickerson

Bisquit, a Jack Russel Terrier, in Memphis Tennessee

from

Porch Dogs

by Neill Dickerson

Streetfighter II: Roe v Wade

"Cool Runnings, mon. Bobsled."

I’m broadcasting from a store that is offering a 9mm for $400. If you buy it you get a .38 for free. Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to the south, land o the BOGO handguns.

Me when I realize that’s it’s a day later in the week that I thought it was.

Me when I realize that’s it’s a day later in the week that I thought it was.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I worked at a movie theater when I was in college. Once a woman asked my co-worker what time the 7pm showing started. 

(via fuckloadofquiche)